3ve’s blog…duh!

Hey people…can u believe it? This is my second entry of the YEAR!! I cant believe i’ve let myself lose till now…sory for not updating. Hehehe…i even caught some of u all frustrated but me not continuing my stories….sorry!!! So now here are some of the darnest things tat could happen to u in a zoo…well, only if u work there long enuf…

Snakes!!! (Cutteeee!!)                                                                    Yup, i know!! No matter how crazy u think i am, I still think they are cute!! Hehehe…ok, so this one is one of my fav thing to tell. So, we hav this gigantic python…She’s bout 6meters long and weights bout 80kg…ya, and her name is suzy! Hehehe…adorable huh? ( U can see her pic in my frenster photo) So, since she;s huge, we need at least 3 ppl to carry her…1st becoz of her weight, 2nd, she’s long and 3rd JuUUuuuUussSSssssss in case she decided to strangle u to death, u hav frens around to push urselves against each other so she doesnt get to constrict u. Yup! Animal instinct, it’s in them. But dun worry, my story aint tat dramatic! (dun hope to be anytime soon!) Ok, so i was carryign her on my shoulders with two other frens. I was the furthest behind. Then while walking towards the exhibition area, we were suppose to go through the door…which has a pile of wined up hose sitting in front of the threshold. The gal in front of me were struggling with Suzy’s weight and did not see the hose…yup, she tripped on it but luckily she didnt fall, it’s jus tat the left over water in the hose was flipped up and it splashed all over my pants. Knee down was drenched btw. I was shocked by the cold but i couldnt do anything becoz…erm…well, i hav a 80kg snake on my shoulders. But my fren was innocently apologizing to me though she was not very sure wat happened. After lifting tat heavy python off me and into her cage, i quickly turned to my wet pants. (But well…u dun think Eve will jus tell u a simple story like tat wouldn’t u? HAha!!) Surprise surprise! I saw bits of white on my pants and was a bit curious till i smelled the stench. Yup…u thinking of wat I’m thinking? i trace back to the door where the ‘accident’ happen and yes! Indeed…on the floor laid some ‘water’ plus with a couple of white substances in the size of a rolling pin. Ya, it was NOt left over water in the hose. My dear O Suzy urinated when the bum happened. Not only she urinated, she let it go on me. If u dun know, snakes do not pass faecal very often. Bout once a week. Quick Quiz: wat happens when u dont go toilet for a week and suddenly it comes out? Like a pipe bursting with concentrated faeces? Exactly! The rest, i’ll leave it up to ur imagination!

There’s jus tonnes of stories i can tell u from the zoo…but i’m a bit blank here right now. Hahaha!! At least i updated one! I’ll try and remember more k! Anyways, while u r at it, u can go to my pics and check out the crew from wildlife…we get wilder than the animals sometimes! ANd oso! Check out 8tv on 24th Aug 07 10.30pm. I’ll be in a programme called Dare to Dream. It’s bout ppl chasing after dream careers that are out of the norm. Not a bad programme! Mark it down on ur calender! Seriously…u hav to mark it down! Till next time my frens…I’ll see u again! (Hope it’s not another half a year! NoooOOOoOooo!!)

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